About The Scam

Mumble [muhm-buhl]  1.  to speak in a low indistinct manner, almost to an unintelligible extent; mutter.

Scam [skam] 1.  a confidence game or other fraudulent scheme, especially for making a quick profit; swindle.

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We live in a complicated world where everyone is selling something and it’s easy to get overwhelmed. We become so focused, on just trying to make sense of  all the noise and distractions, that we miss what’s really happening.

Our son discovered this principle at 18 months and practiced it to perfection. His 3-step scam is so ingeniously simple and devious only a toddler could have created it.

  1. The set-up:  Him looking incredibly cute and innocent.
  2. The mumble:  “Mumblewumblebabytalkwumblemumble, fruit snacks?”
  3. The scam:  Trying to understand this adorable toddler, intelligent, problem-solving adults repeat the only understandable words as he yells, “OK!” running to the pantry to get his fruit snacks that you offered.

Welcome to The Mumble Scam.

 

 

 

The World Could Use One More Idiot

After much contemplation I came to the conclusion that it may be necessary to talk more about the The Scam and what it’s all about, especially with the current staggering amount of useless content already in circulation.

The world needs one more idiot.

Umm…Hi?

Well I guess I should do a “Welcome to The Scam” post and introduce myself (and my husband since he’s obviously too cool to do so himself).   Sooo…welcome!  I’m the other half of this experiment.   A part-time S@HM and part-time working mother who is constantly telling herself “it’s the best of both worlds”.   Is it […]

Welcome to the Scam

Mumble [muhm-buhl] 1. to speak in a low indistinct manner, almost to an unintelligible extent; mutter.

Scam [skam] 1. a confidence game or other fraudulent scheme, especially for making a quick profit; swindle.