Don’t Crowd the Checkout Line

Crowded Tokyo Subway

In the ongoing floorspace war in our nearest Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market it looks like the checkout lanes are losing the fight and the conveyor belts are now just a smidge longer than your four-passenger shopping cart.

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The World Could Use One More Idiot


After much contemplation I came to the conclusion that it may be necessary to talk more about the The Scam and what it’s all about, especially with the current staggering amount of useless content already in circulation.

The world needs one more idiot.

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The Supercenter Self-Esteem Anomaly

Wal-Mart Supercenter

During my last trip to our Wal-Mart Supercenter I was waiting for the obese person in front of me to park their scooter near one of the front exits and I had an odd experience. I know, what are the chances?

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I’m totally gonna f*** up my daughter I just know it…and so does my husband!


Well the hubby called today with my usual “Hey you’re not at work so do this crap I forgot to do” to-do list.  And then at the end of the conversation he added in this cheery thought. Apparently he came across some recent study that concluded 1 in 66 girls under the age of 12 […]

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The Man & The Woman

Well I guess I should do a “Welcome to The Scam” post and introduce myself (and my husband since he’s obviously too cool to do so himself).   Sooo…welcome!  I’m the other half of this experiment.   A part-time S@HM and part-time working mother who is constantly telling herself “it’s the best of both worlds”.   Is it […]

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Welcome to the Scam

Sunset at Visby small

Mumble [muhm-buhl] 1. to speak in a low indistinct manner, almost to an unintelligible extent; mutter.

Scam [skam] 1. a confidence game or other fraudulent scheme, especially for making a quick profit; swindle.

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